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Cualquier duda, queja,o aclaracion, favor de mandarlo por triplicado a su ch.... mad.....</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=9099619945186647375' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/9099619945186647375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/9099619945186647375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2010/02/beatles-jameando-conmigo-mismo-by.html' title='Beatles Jameando conmigo mismo by elchancla'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-8837336796467251780</id><published>2009-03-09T19:37:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T23:55:34.265-06:00</updated><title type='text'>La Inteligencia y la Evolucion 1.1</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m-Qus_xGzZg&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m-Qus_xGzZg&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La cuestion es la siguiente, la mutacion en los genes es aleatoria o es residual es decir que en caso de ser aleatoria la vida que podemos estudiar ahora es un simple accidente en el cual la vida es el resultado de la varios porcesos de aproximacion ahora que sucederia en la academia cientifica si se descubriera que la mutacion es el resultado de un proceso disenado, se provaria la existencia de un agente inteligente que prevee el resultado de los cambios, se provaria que la vida no es resultado accidental de la interaccion de los elementos creo que eso debe ser respondido por cada uno de nosotros mi conclusion es que la genetica se encuentra en la misma etapa en la que la astrofisica se encontraba en epocas de Galileo es decir que se requiere un Newton de la genetica.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWW2NtmrLPI&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWW2NtmrLPI&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esta es la primera parte de cinco de un documental echo por el biologo Richard Dawkins en cual se postula la teoria de que el sentido de bondad y de maldad que existe en en la raza humana no es mas que un recurso de supervivencia desarrollado tanto por la experiencia de la raza como por la experiencia del individuo esto es logrado gracias a experimentos estadisticos donde queda demostrado que los individuos que asumen una postura moralmente buena de asumir que los demas individuos son buenos logran resultados superiormente beneficiosos para su supervivencia, ahora creo que lo que es relevante discutir es el papel de la inteligencia en la evolucion, las posturas existentes establecen que:&lt;br /&gt;1- La Evolucion es la acumulacion de resultados postivos debinientes de una gran cantidad de azar, la vida, la inteligencia y la complejidad son acidentales.&lt;br /&gt;2- El proceso de desarrollo e la vida es accesoria al desarrollo humano y cualquier caracteristica sirve para manifestar espirituales.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aun si entrar al debate a fondo se puede notar que estas dos visiones se oponen en la participacion de la inteligencia en la evolucion, la primera postula que la inteligencia no es necesaria para el desarrollo de la vida y la segunda postula el que la inteligencia es la base y el proposito de todo movimiento evolutivo, es mi opinion que la inteligencia comprendida como una herramienta que intenta preveer los resultados de algun cambio es necesario para cualquier aproximacion a la comprension de los precesos que debienen en vida, por ponerlo de alguna manera la inteligencia debe tener un funcionamiento semejante a un simulador inconsecuente de los cambios que realiza un organismo vivo un evaluador que comprende las mismas reglas que la naturaleza para que esta manera pueda aplicar la mejor alternativa, ahora el problema que surge ahora es la creencia de que estas postulaicones requieren que la naturaleza este inscirta con un lenguaje abstracto de concepto s completos para que de esa manera se puedan hacer simulaciones, para que se puedan simlar las consecuencias de algun cambios es decir que para que un organismo interprete las consecuancias de un cambio debe tanto tener la capaciad abstracta como la naturaleza debe estar coneptualmente ligada, ahora dejando de lado estas postulaciones creo que una teoria que rechaze la inteligencia esta condenada a caer en contradicciones.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-8837336796467251780?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-6300978255360408538</id><published>2009-03-04T15:33:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-04T15:35:42.503-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Reforma</title><content type='html'>Mi vida esta siendo reformada entonces a su vez lo debe ser mi blogg, de hoy en adelante solo escribire cuando tenga algo que se lo meresca, voy a publicar contenido de tercero con editoriales y por ultimo voy a darle seguimiento aunque no tenga audiencia.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-6300978255360408538?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/6300978255360408538/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-8253044740610807470</id><published>2008-06-09T22:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T22:45:22.074-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Children</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Sb6RmRMbBY&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Sb6RmRMbBY&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-8253044740610807470?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/8253044740610807470/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=8253044740610807470' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8253044740610807470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8253044740610807470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2008/06/children.html' title='The Children'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-9018309516049751921</id><published>2008-05-15T15:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T15:07:00.111-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dT4Fu-XDygw&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dT4Fu-XDygw&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-9018309516049751921?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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Bolita'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-4076368186120165257</id><published>2008-05-09T07:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-09T07:54:53.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chaplinesco.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J38stQaNU9w&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J38stQaNU9w&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2429267929882218308</id><published>2008-04-28T17:21:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T17:28:50.550-05:00</updated><title type='text'>La Formula Drake del Amor</title><content type='html'>La Formula Drake sirve para calcular la probabilidad de vida en el universo, tomando como figura inicial el numero de plnetas existentes y reduciendolo segun los criterio necesarios para la existencia de vida semejante a la que existe en la tierra, e decir suponiendo de que hay 100 planetas entonces de ellos solo 50 pueden sustentar las reacciones quimicas para la existencia de la vida, ahora suponiendo que solo 20 hayan existido lo suficiente como para que en ellos se hayan desarrollado vida compleja y de esos solo 10 superaron la etapa de autoaniquilacion como lo son la guerra simple y la guerra tecnologica, entonces solo 10 planetas estan en dispocicion de ponerse en contacto con nuestra civilizacion, ahora si aplicamos esto a las mujeres comenzaremos diciendo, existen 8 millones de mujeres en la ciudad, de esas solo 100,000 estan guapas, de esas solo 1,000 son guapas e inteligentes y esas faltan restar las que ademas de todo lo anterior tengan la peculiaridad de pelarme que son como 50 no mas y eso si estan bien y de buenas, por lo que estas mujeres repartidas en la longevidad de mi vida darian como resultado una mujer cada 6 meses, todo eso esta muy bien, lo grave seria que llegara alos ochenta a;os de edad y ese dia descubriera a la mujer de mi vida, eso seria mala estadistica y por encima de todo seria mala ciencia.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-7369334031849673622</id><published>2008-04-14T14:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T14:43:41.587-05:00</updated><title type='text'>El Nuevo Orden Social</title><content type='html'>Hace algun tiempo exigimos democracias, luchamos por ella, algunos hasta murieron en su busqueda.&lt;br /&gt;Ahora los viejos operadores tocan a nuestras puerta pidendola de regreso.&lt;br /&gt;Diciendo que fue demasiado para  nosotros, que no supimos que hacer con ella.&lt;br /&gt;Maldita sea la suerte que nos brinda todo cuando poco podemos hacer con ello y nos lo quita cuando si podemos.&lt;br /&gt;Parece que todo esto es verdad porque a muchos de nosotros no nos guta pensar.&lt;br /&gt;Dejamos en cambio que otros piensen por nosotros, no nos guta asumir consecuencias.&lt;br /&gt;Lo que si sabemos es criticar porque antes no se podia decir nada y ahora se puede decir lo que unico quiera pero todo esto cai en personas sordas&lt;br /&gt;Lo que si sabesmo es organizar movimientos masivos que explotan en un dia entero de expresion y de demandas.&lt;br /&gt;Para luego irse discipando en preguntas sobre si eso es o no es suficiente.&lt;br /&gt;Quien podria decir que el resurgumiento de las antiguas practicas de gobierno no nos vendrian a bien.&lt;br /&gt;Cuando claramente sabemos que estamos todos muy acomodados en nuestra conformancia y nuestra falta de empe;o.&lt;br /&gt;Quien podria negar que no preferimos comodidad antes que la libertad.&lt;br /&gt;Y a todo esto no ecnontraremos respeusta alguna cuando nos demos cuenta de que esta fue una oportunidad unica.&lt;br /&gt;Y que si acaso nos decdieramos todos juntos a volver a tomar la riendas de nuestro destino nos encontrariamos con lo que ahora estamos dejando pasar.&lt;br /&gt;Al viejo regimen con sus tan antiguas y refinadas tecnicas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-7369334031849673622?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/7369334031849673622/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=7369334031849673622' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/7369334031849673622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/7369334031849673622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2008/04/el-nuevo-orden-social.html' title='El Nuevo Orden Social'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-7453669346646554368</id><published>2008-04-11T08:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-11T08:11:29.982-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Praiticando el Arte de Cantinflear.</title><content type='html'>Mi estrategia es la que voy a decir a continuacion cuando acabe de hablar que es  ahora en estos momentos.&lt;br /&gt;Como muchas estrategias de la humanidad que se han visto postergadas por la postergencia del momento&lt;br /&gt;y que es como el dia hoy que ahora lo tenemos pero ma;ana se nos fue.&lt;br /&gt;es una estrategia que como otras contemplan la planeacion estrateigica que entre todos hemos elaborado&lt;br /&gt;y todos al umisomo y todos como uno porque si uno se nos queda atras le diriamos compadre porque no nos alcanzas el paso, caray.&lt;br /&gt;los ni;os y muchachos que ahora nos acompa;an dirian como yo solia decir que la cuestion no es avanzar mucho por delante de los demas&lt;br /&gt;sino lo que importa para estos jovenes es todo lo que nosotros juntos hemos querido decir en este momento&lt;br /&gt;y como diria el gran filosofo Estoforo  de Antioquia Compatriotas lo  que digamos en estos momento sera lo que todos juntos dirmos en un futuro, proissmo, muy cercano.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-7453669346646554368?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/7453669346646554368/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-8678470047402804340</id><published>2008-03-28T21:18:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T21:18:39.340-06:00</updated><title type='text'>La percepcion del Tiempo</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RjlpamhrId8&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RjlpamhrId8&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-8678470047402804340?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/8228008991066392482/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=8228008991066392482' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8228008991066392482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8228008991066392482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2008/01/bob-dylan-last-thoughts-on-woody.html' title='Bob Dylan - Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-6686962837363600794</id><published>2007-12-10T14:11:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-12-10T14:26:28.097-06:00</updated><title type='text'>La Conspiracion Naciente (a Orwell solo le fallo la fecha)</title><content type='html'>Proyecto Silverlight es una movida de Microsoft (aka la bestia) para conrolar absolutamente todos y cada uno de los aspectos que conforman internet segun WIKI "Silverlight Streaming by Windows Live is currently in alpha testing and offers 4 gigabytes of hosting for rich media applications for free. However, the final service will offer one million minutes of free streaming, with any extra contents being provided via advertising or subscription." es decir que todos los desarrolladores de internet vamos a tener que subscribirnos a esta mamada para hacer lo que alguna ves fue gratis, y que es Silverlight, ademas de ser una verdadera patada en los guevos es "&lt;b&gt;Microsoft Silverlight&lt;/b&gt; (code-named &lt;b&gt;Windows Presentation Foundation/Everywhere&lt;/b&gt; or &lt;b&gt;WPF/E&lt;/b&gt;) is a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proprietary_software" title="Proprietary software"&gt;proprietary&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runtime" title="Runtime"&gt;runtime&lt;/a&gt; (lean otra ves lo anterior) for &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_browser" title="Web browser"&gt;browser&lt;/a&gt;-based &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Internet_Application" title="Rich Internet Application"&gt;Rich Internet Applications&lt;/a&gt;, providing a subset of the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animation" title="Animation"&gt;animation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics" title="Vector graphics"&gt;vector graphics&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video" title="Video"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt; playback capabilities of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Presentation_Foundation" title="Windows Presentation Foundation"&gt;Windows Presentation Foundation&lt;/a&gt;."  lo que da como resultado el que el internet pase de ser un verdadero mar de libertad siendo opensource a ser simplemente un legacy software de Micrsoft algo asi como un Power Point con aires de grandeza en donde solo tienes opciones limitadas, quieres hacer algo nuevo? solo escoje que quiere un pie chart o una triangle chart, nada mas y si te pones rejego etonces "no soup for you, next!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A continuacion substituyan el nombre de IBM por el de Microsoft y eso es lo que las compañias no alineadas como Apple y Google pueden lograr con su resistencia hacia el gran monopolio global que es Microsoft por ahora.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lSiQA6KKyJo&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lSiQA6KKyJo&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-6686962837363600794?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/6686962837363600794/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=6686962837363600794' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/6686962837363600794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/6686962837363600794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/12/la-conspiracion-naciente-orwell-solo-le.html' title='La Conspiracion Naciente (a Orwell solo le fallo la fecha)'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-3299450472035827778</id><published>2007-11-21T20:56:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T20:56:52.897-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Tesla era un Geek</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B1O2jcfOylU&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B1O2jcfOylU&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-3299450472035827778?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/3299450472035827778/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=3299450472035827778' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/3299450472035827778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/3299450472035827778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/11/tesla-era-un-geek.html' title='Tesla era un Geek'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-4657988018339457301</id><published>2007-11-16T19:23:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T19:23:26.398-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Right On!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oJ55Ir2jCxk&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oJ55Ir2jCxk&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-4657988018339457301?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-491833107498206217</id><published>2007-11-05T22:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-11-05T22:09:08.636-06:00</updated><title type='text'>El Poder de la mente.</title><content type='html'>"Una Maquina puede hacer el trabajo de cincuenta hombres ordinarios, pero ninguna maquina puede hacer el trabajo de un solo hombre extraordinario"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                                                                                                                 Elbert Hubbard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=4913196365903075662&amp;amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-491833107498206217?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/491833107498206217/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=491833107498206217' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/491833107498206217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/491833107498206217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/11/el-poder-de-la-mente.html' title='El Poder de la mente.'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-211383332519174368</id><published>2007-10-24T18:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T18:28:09.529-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Teoria Monetaria.</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-9050474362583451279&amp;amp;hl=es" flashvars=""&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-211383332519174368?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/211383332519174368/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=211383332519174368' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/211383332519174368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/211383332519174368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/10/teoria-monetaria.html' title='Teoria Monetaria.'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-7788330917111158582</id><published>2007-10-23T21:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T21:13:22.195-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gary Kasparov, hablando de cosas actuales.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="366"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LQYyPooETcI&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LQYyPooETcI&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="366"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-7788330917111158582?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/7788330917111158582/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=7788330917111158582' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/7788330917111158582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/7788330917111158582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/10/gary-kasparov-hablando-de-cosas.html' title='Gary Kasparov, hablando de cosas actuales.'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-8177320831845255505</id><published>2007-10-10T23:04:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-10T23:04:50.434-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Anna Arechederra Chandler</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-8056190208628121901&amp;amp;hl=es" flashvars=""&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-8177320831845255505?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/8177320831845255505/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=8177320831845255505' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8177320831845255505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8177320831845255505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/10/anna-arechederra-chandler.html' title='Anna Arechederra Chandler'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-1877737819335109453</id><published>2007-10-05T13:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-05T13:50:59.784-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ad perenem memoriam.</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;El pasado Domingo 30 de septiembre falleció mi amado hermano Roberto y me veo obligado a hacer mi mejor esfuerzo para realizar un escrito que contenga consejos y palabras de aliento sobre la vida en si, como él en tantas ocasiones lo hacía con tanto esmero, primero que nada les ruego que nunca dejen algo importante pendiente pues una cotidiana mirada puede ser la última, nunca condicionen su cariño a banalidades como: “solo si me pide perdón, entonces lo/a abrazo”, siempre pidan perdón primero, moderen sus palabras pero den rienda suelta a sus caricias, nunca oculten sus intenciones en palabras rebuscadas, sean siempre sinceros y directos, recuerden que no basta con decir una vez te quiero, siempre vayan un paso delante de lo cotidiano y si pueden destruyan la rutina por que la mirada que utilizan para leer este escrito puede llevársela una ráfaga de viento, al despertarse por la mañana no le tengan miedo al crepúsculo solo por que los ciega por que hay que recodar que ese leve dolor no perdura en la memoria sino perdura el rojizo de las nubes que acompañan al sol naciente, quiten con ayuda de sus seres amados todas las espinas que su corazón a recolectado con el caminar de la vida porque nunca hay que vivir sufriendo, compártanlo todo por más insignificante que le pueda parecer por que lo que no se comparte se muere con el ultimo latido, nunca crean que están haciendo algo que han hecho hasta el cansancio por que si se dejan vencer por el cansancio el día que este los derrote no habrá nuevas oportunidades por más que intenten, en este caos que va a velocidades indescriptible traten siempre de hacerse un hueco y metan en el todo lo que aman y compártanlo con quienes aman por que les aseguro que ese será el recuerdo final, recojan ese viejo libro que por falta de tiempo no pudieron terminar y léanlo despacio por que el tiempo se nos va de las mano pero tenemos control de nuestros recuerdos, tómense un día libre y dedíquenselo enteramente a quienes aman pero antes pongan en paz su mente por que poco sirve el paisaje más hermoso si su mente está repleta de tormentos, bailen acompañados hasta que el sol los interrumpa que el dormir es una ilusión por que hay que soñar viviendo, nunca se den por vencidos por que mientras más difícil se ponga la tarea es porque más cerca de sus metas se encuentran, no tomen nada por sentado, nunca dejen de disfrutar una sonrisa o un cariño por que puede ser el mas sincero jamás vallan a contemplar, comiencen ahora por construir poco a poco sus sueños porque mientras más se tarden menos bellos serán estos al final.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-1877737819335109453?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/1877737819335109453/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=1877737819335109453' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/1877737819335109453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/1877737819335109453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/10/ad-perenem-memoriam.html' title='Ad perenem memoriam.'/><author><name>Lyman 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/2105065193651071354/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=2105065193651071354' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2105065193651071354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2105065193651071354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/09/1984-is-big-brother-watching-yo.html' title='1984, is Big Brother watching you?'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' 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/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/vcplayer.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/125349/data.xml&amp;amp;auto_play=false&amp;amp;rh=43784" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/125349/Tokyo_Skyline_Timelapse_35_Years_in_20_Seconds.html?rh=43784" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-5834223227909173528?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-3059614433044184632</id><published>2007-09-24T16:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T16:31:44.092-05:00</updated><title type='text'>¿El progreso tecnologico?</title><content type='html'>Hiroshima y Nagasaki- 1945&lt;br /&gt;1 megaton, osea 1,000 toneladas de TNT (Trinitro Tulueno)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="400"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td rowspan="3" valign="top" width="5"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcleft.gif" height="300" width="5" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5" valign="top" width="390"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vctop.gif" height="5" width="390" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td rowspan="3" valign="top" width="5"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcright.gif" height="300" width="5" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/vcplayer.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/125480/data.xml&amp;amp;auto_play=false&amp;amp;rh=43784" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/125480/First_Atomic_Bomb_on_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki.html?rh=43784" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcbot.gif" border="0" height="22" width="390" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Castle Bravo 1954&lt;br /&gt;15 megatones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="400"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td rowspan="3" valign="top" width="5"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcleft.gif" height="300" width="5" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5" valign="top" width="390"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vctop.gif" height="5" width="390" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td rowspan="3" valign="top" width="5"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcright.gif" height="300" width="5" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/vcplayer.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/126428/data.xml&amp;amp;auto_play=false&amp;amp;rh=43784" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/126428/Nuclear_Weapon_Test.html?rh=43784" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcbot.gif" border="0" height="22" width="390" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tzar circa 1970&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BmQIkDkZ7sk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BmQIkDkZ7sk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diagrama de comparasion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_81rKQhqzI_U/RvgrIhemMiI/AAAAAAAADlc/3JxvqoYyPPE/s1600-h/100698_iuvuigfh8uh4v4358gvvvv_vw.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_81rKQhqzI_U/RvgrIhemMiI/AAAAAAAADlc/3JxvqoYyPPE/s400/100698_iuvuigfh8uh4v4358gvvvv_vw.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113884802304848418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-3059614433044184632?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/3059614433044184632/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=3059614433044184632' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/3059614433044184632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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Google Earth</title><content type='html'>Si tienes la version mas nueva de Google Earth pica CTRL+ALT+A y descubriras un Flight Simulator empotrado dentro de este sosgüer, osea que vuelas con las graficas de Google Earth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O7z6Yxs69rQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O7z6Yxs69rQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui estan los controles del Flight Simulator de Google Earth&lt;br /&gt;http://earth.google.com/intl/en/userguide/v4/flightsim/index.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-5679972474526412805?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/vcplayer.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/124271/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/124271/Mexico_Corruption.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;!En México hay mas millonarios que Suiza¡, segun este reporte.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apoya la causa migrantes, www.pesosforcongress.org&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-6012447652965945463?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' 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Lucas que utilizo esta tecnologia para la pelicula de Transformers, este chip estara al alcanze del consumidor promedio como en un año, pero claramente la capacidad de procesamiento ha excedido las necesidades de un consumidor promedio.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2127975849743173171?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/2127975849743173171/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=2127975849743173171' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2127975849743173171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/vcplayer.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/101252/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/101252/Turkish_Man_Fights_Off_Multiple_Attackers.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.spikedhumor.com/images/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-3977546703448944066?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/3977546703448944066/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=3977546703448944066' title='1 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/3977546703448944066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wcS_f2ovjrc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wcS_f2ovjrc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hay que aclarar que el "Social Darwinism" del cual habla  este documental no fue ni creado ni promovido por Charles Darwin, sino que fue creado por Richard Hofstadter al aplicar la teoría de Darwin al substrato social, teoría que fue bastamente promovida por John Davison Rockefeller(dueño de standard oil y quien llego a controlar el 25% del producto interno bruto de EUA, y quien decía "mis empresas no son nada mas que una extensión de mi mente), para encontrar una antítesis a esta teoría social debe uno referirse a la teoría del "The Gospel of Wealth" creada y promovida por Andrew Carnegie.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-3311016403423599018</id><published>2007-09-09T16:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-09T16:51:52.966-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Reminiscencia</title><content type='html'>Esta es una de las películas que con mas vivides recuerdo de mi infancia, especialmente esta escena.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ttAqyjbSujc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ttAqyjbSujc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-3194671763514217092</id><published>2007-09-08T10:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T10:16:42.027-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Se desvanece  una voz y crece una leyenda</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ky271W94VHA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ky271W94VHA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-4619811875359834122</id><published>2007-09-08T09:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T09:14:17.675-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pensamientos de Chaplin, tambien sabe bailar</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/he26DAbk3Sw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/he26DAbk3Sw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=96015414139363184&amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-4619811875359834122?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/4619811875359834122/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=4619811875359834122' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/4619811875359834122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/4619811875359834122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/09/pensamientos-de-chaplin-tambien-sabe.html' title='Pensamientos de Chaplin, tambien sabe bailar'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-8891441123658830717</id><published>2007-08-30T10:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T11:12:42.221-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Basado en hecho reales (hasta donde el autor pudo diferenciar)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_81rKQhqzI_U/RtbsWtTh4bI/AAAAAAAADVc/v-BPil9w4gk/s1600-h/ispc008058.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_81rKQhqzI_U/RtbsWtTh4bI/AAAAAAAADVc/v-BPil9w4gk/s320/ispc008058.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104527102533820850" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Por las calles de Nueva York iba caminando una guey guapísimo (es decir, yo) e iba pensando en miles de cosas, tratando de hilar una idea con otra y diferenciando lo que se encontraba confusamente en similitud cuando de pronto se le acerco un titán color noche sin luna que apuntaba su dedo a la zona donde reposa el llamado “GUAGUIS” y su mano se encontraba peligrosamente cerca mientras vociferaba palabras incoherentes que parecían decir “mal lan fly” y el apuesto caballero se asusto profundamente pues creía que se trataba de un pervertido sexual con manías de pellizcarle el “GUAGUIS” a inocentes transeúntes pero cuando el titán permaneció alejado del área chica el galan e inteligentísimo caballero de la mesa redonda se cuestiono pensando “chin, no mams a poco ya me mie” y al no sentir ni fría ni mojada su portentosa región angular se decidió por denominar al titan como uno de los tantos locos que pululan esas calles y la voz del titan atravezo los pensamientos de nuestro amigable sex symbol y estas decían “ Man your zipper is down” y grito “carajo” porque se había dado cuenta no solo de que había caminado varias calles con la bragueta bajada sino de que además había besado a Heidi Klum con los pantalones de la misma manera (no creo que lo ultimo si lo soñé).&lt;br /&gt;----&lt;br /&gt;Una señora de 75 años de edad convoca a una reunión de emergencia a sus hijos y estos acuden apresurados e intrigados por conocer el motivo de la reunión y cuando todos encontraban cómodamente sentados alrededor de la anciana madre esta comenzó diciendo:&lt;br /&gt;“Los he convocado hoy por que tengo algo muy importante que anunciarles, su padre y yo hemos decidido que lo mejor para ambos es que no nos volvamos a ver jamás, lo cual resulta maravilloso para mi pues ya habían pasado varios años en los que deseaba alejarme totalmente de el”&lt;br /&gt;No se escucho voz alguna de los hijos pues ellos creían que eran la pareja perfecta, que se llevaban de maravilla y que se adoraban, pero a todo esto la madre continuo diciendo:&lt;br /&gt;“ Como ustedes bien sabrán yo tengo dinero y me puedo encargar de todo lo se requiere cotidianamente, razón por la cual les ordeno que a partir de mañana se encarguen ustedes de el y de sus necesidades pues el ni pariente mío es yo solo lo conocí en una fiesta en un bar”&lt;br /&gt;Y sus hijos cumplieron su voluntad.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-8891441123658830717?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/8891441123658830717/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=8891441123658830717' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8891441123658830717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8891441123658830717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/08/basado-en-hecho-reales-hasta-donde-el.html' title='Basado en hecho reales (hasta donde el autor pudo diferenciar)'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=2992318997815429285' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2992318997815429285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2992318997815429285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/07/que-hace-uno-cuando-en-las_4138.html' title='Que hace uno cuando en Las Vegas se le acaba el dinero para apostar'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-3519548185860914220</id><published>2007-07-19T17:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-19T19:57:26.619-05:00</updated><title type='text'>¿Tu a que te dedicas?</title><content type='html'>El es vendedor de celulares pero tiene una voz magica y la utiliza al son del maestro Giacomo Puccini.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1k08yxu57NA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1k08yxu57NA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora comparenlo contra el mejor tenor que jamas haya existido: Jussi Björling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bUbA5y1hnFg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bUbA5y1hnFg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora contra los mas populares:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MDtcidMR_6I"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MDtcidMR_6I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora lean la belleza del poema que compone a la aria dirigida a la princesa Turandot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Letra&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Il principe ignoto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!&lt;br /&gt;    Tu pure, o Principessa,&lt;br /&gt;    Nella tua fredda stanza&lt;br /&gt;    Guardi le stelle&lt;br /&gt;    Che tremano d'amore e di speranza.&lt;br /&gt;    Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me,&lt;br /&gt;    Il nome mio nessun saprà!&lt;br /&gt;    Solo quando la luce splenderà, (Puccini: Sulla tua bocca lo dirò)&lt;br /&gt;    Sulla tua bocca lo dirò fremente!... (Puccini: Quando la luce splenderà!)&lt;br /&gt;    Ed il mio bacio scioglierà il silenzio&lt;br /&gt;    Che ti fa mia!...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Voci di donne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Il nome suo nessun saprà...&lt;br /&gt;    E noi dovremo, ahimè, morir!...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Il principe ignoto&lt;br /&gt;    Dilegua, o notte!... Tramontate, stelle!...&lt;br /&gt;    All'alba vincerò!&lt;br /&gt;    vincerò! vincerò!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            El príncipe ignoto (traducción)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            ¡Que nadie duerma! ¡Que nadie duerma!&lt;br /&gt;            Tampoco tú, oh, Princesa,&lt;br /&gt;            en tu frío cuarto&lt;br /&gt;            miras las estrellas&lt;br /&gt;            que tiemblan de amor y de esperanza...&lt;br /&gt;            Pero mi misterio está encerrado en mí,&lt;br /&gt;            mi nombre nadie lo sabrá!&lt;br /&gt;            ¡No, no, sólo cuando la luz brille (Puccini:sobre tu boca lo diré,)&lt;br /&gt;            Sobre tu boca lo diré tembloroso...(Puccini: ¡cuando la luz brille!)&lt;br /&gt;            Y mi beso romperá el silencio&lt;br /&gt;            que te hace mía.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Voces de mujeres&lt;br /&gt;            Su nombre nadie lo sabrá...&lt;br /&gt;            Y nosotras, ay, deberemos, morir, morir!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            El príncipe ignoto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            ¡Disípate, oh noche! ¡Ocultáos, estrellas!&lt;br /&gt;            ¡Al alba venceré!&lt;br /&gt;            ¡Venceré! Venceré!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-3519548185860914220?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/3519548185860914220/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=3519548185860914220' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/3519548185860914220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/3519548185860914220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/07/tu-que-te-dedicas.html' title='¿Tu a que te dedicas?'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2038204248002419093</id><published>2007-05-26T23:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-05-26T23:40:54.539-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Newspaper paradox</title><content type='html'>Imagine a man standing inside a bunker right besides a time machine, suddenly an atomic explosion occurs in one of the mayor cities of the world, the mayor news corporations print several stories covering this event, one copy of this newspaper arrive to our imaginary man inside the bunker and as he begins to read the story printed on the newspaper he decides to travel back in to prevent this catastrophe and after taking the necessary action he successfully prevents this catastrophe, here on a paradox is created because if the man affects the atomic bomb explosion then the story would not get printed in the newspapers and this would result in the fact that this imaginary man would not receive notice of the catastrophe due to the fact that he himself has prevented it, but if this sequence of events occur, if the man does not receive notice of the catastrophe through the newspaper then the catastrophe will occur, but then again if the catastrophe occurs the man will have knowledge of it through the newspaper and will decide again to take action into preventing this catastrophe, all of this produces a paradox similar to the one called "the grandfather paradox" both of which have parts that contradict each other&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;digg_url = 'DIGG_PERMALINK_URL';&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" 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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-B- El Gueva-Robot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-3727573931291365087&amp;hl=en-AU" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-4372481925541557844?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/4372481925541557844/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=4372481925541557844' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/4372481925541557844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-5629056293666648745</id><published>2007-02-26T23:55:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T23:56:57.149-06:00</updated><title type='text'>La nueva raza.</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-47136737040135999</id><published>2007-02-26T16:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-26T16:06:38.584-06:00</updated><title type='text'>La nueva religion.</title><content type='html'>El Budismo cinetifico.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-187863946880995823&amp;hl=es" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-47136737040135999?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/47136737040135999/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-3279000287857846620</id><published>2007-02-23T07:29:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-23T07:30:43.227-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Quien va a creer esas mamadas</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-5861152043407678584&amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-3279000287857846620?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-911709492082263403</id><published>2007-02-18T22:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T22:55:57.532-06:00</updated><title type='text'>El Ser Primario.</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=8953172273825999151&amp;hl=es" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=3031880283858584099&amp;hl=es" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" 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Jobs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=7941901498664355924&amp;amp;hl=es" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-545397036808045374?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/545397036808045374/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=545397036808045374' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/545397036808045374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_81rKQhqzI_U/RcUHKsNtfSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/nILptGCnvBQ/s1600-h/valley+sunshine+and+shadow.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_81rKQhqzI_U/RcUHKsNtfSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/nILptGCnvBQ/s320/valley+sunshine+and+shadow.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027432439277780258" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DÍA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿De qué cielo caído,&lt;br /&gt;oh insólito,&lt;br /&gt;inmóvil solitario en la ola del tiempo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eres la duración,&lt;br /&gt;el tiempo que madura&lt;br /&gt;en un instante enorme, diáfano:&lt;br /&gt;flecha en el aire,&lt;br /&gt;blanco embelesado&lt;br /&gt;y espacio sin memoria ya de flecha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Día hecho de tiempo y de vacío:&lt;br /&gt;me deshabitas, borras&lt;br /&gt;mi nombre y lo que soy,&lt;br /&gt;llenándome de ti: luz, nada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y floto, ya sin mí, pura existencia.&lt;div 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href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/02/space-elevetor.html' title='Space elevator'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2119173307808956565</id><published>2007-02-01T10:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-01T10:49:32.205-06:00</updated><title type='text'>El antiapostol</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-7347747243999955920</id><published>2007-01-31T23:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T23:18:26.278-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuck yea</title><content type='html'>Lo voy a hacer en lugar de chambear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2546884356180004308</id><published>2007-01-31T13:32:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T13:33:47.269-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Deme dos para llevar.</title><content type='html'>Uno pa mi patio y otro pa mi baño.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-6367603720707774265</id><published>2007-01-30T12:24:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T12:25:32.867-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Hoy sale el Vista</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uszzfAybmsI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uszzfAybmsI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-6367603720707774265?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/6367603720707774265/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=6367603720707774265' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/6367603720707774265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/6367603720707774265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/01/hoy-sale-el-vista.html' title='Hoy sale el Vista'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2007047318123274092</id><published>2007-01-27T21:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-27T21:28:51.435-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Television Google</title><content type='html'>Cambien el idioma a english&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J9SK_M_nVWA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J9SK_M_nVWA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2007047318123274092?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-8709496014087992739</id><published>2007-01-25T11:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T11:22:35.769-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Na Mames</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z4Y4keqTV6w"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z4Y4keqTV6w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-8709496014087992739?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/8709496014087992739/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=8709496014087992739' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8709496014087992739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/8709496014087992739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/01/na-mames.html' title='Na Mames'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-512503516371385917</id><published>2007-01-18T22:53:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-21T18:23:24.607-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Long Live Rock and Roll</title><content type='html'>En orden alfabetico.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beatles&lt;br /&gt;The Doors&lt;br /&gt;-L.A. 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height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hendrix&lt;br /&gt;Lennon&lt;br /&gt;Mccartney&lt;br /&gt;Pink Floyd&lt;br /&gt;-Pompei&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XmDVYJPTs5w"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XmDVYJPTs5w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rolling Stones&lt;br /&gt;The Who&lt;br /&gt;-Baba o´reilly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XxodWr1Um6A"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XxodWr1Um6A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img 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Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-4811090677429644418</id><published>2007-01-12T16:34:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-12T16:35:26.328-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Si Sada hubiera sido sacerdote</title><content type='html'>Esto le pasaria a cada rato&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/77487/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/77487/Preachers_Pants_Fall_Down.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-7417569002083122507</id><published>2007-01-12T16:32:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-12T16:33:47.049-06:00</updated><title type='text'>El mejor padre del mundo</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/77375/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/77375/Father_Of_The_Year_Inspirational_video.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-7417569002083122507?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2394628630367559734</id><published>2007-01-11T11:09:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-11T11:09:59.712-06:00</updated><title type='text'>El genio de Chaplin</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/77590/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/77590/Charlie_Chaplin_Boxing_Scene.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2394628630367559734?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-1139482122539648742</id><published>2007-01-09T13:11:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T13:14:26.300-06:00</updated><title type='text'>24 temporada 6</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/77124/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/77124/24_Season_6_Preview_Scene_Nuclear_Explosion_in_LA.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-1139482122539648742?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/1139482122539648742/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=1139482122539648742' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/1139482122539648742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/1139482122539648742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/01/24-temporada-6.html' title='24 temporada 6'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2731878687812193552</id><published>2007-01-04T15:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T15:08:09.621-06:00</updated><title type='text'>El efecto de las drogas</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/76311/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/76311/Drugged_Spider_Experiment.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2731878687812193552?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/2731878687812193552/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=2731878687812193552' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2731878687812193552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/2731878687812193552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2007/01/el-efecto-de-las-drogas.html' title='El efecto de las drogas'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2016727030038360685</id><published>2006-12-31T12:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T15:07:38.280-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Por que mataron a Kennedy</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eAIXdpSW3as"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eAIXdpSW3as" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2016727030038360685?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-989666483843568110</id><published>2006-12-28T15:58:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-28T16:10:30.657-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A mi hermano el filosofo.</title><content type='html'>Al defesino, quien por las mañanas despierta con una desvordada pasion que tiene como proposito inmediato el extender su comprension de algun concepto extraviado en la memoria humana, quien con su magna capacidad va lentamente circunscriviendo todo al controno de la verdad con el fin ultimo de servirlo a todo aquel cuya mente no este adormecida en el placer, esto en mi provoca una irricible ironia, pues como es posible que la unica cuestion que simplemente no logras comprender es el por que los demas no logran comprender.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-989666483843568110?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/989666483843568110/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=989666483843568110' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/989666483843568110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/989666483843568110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2006/12/mi-hermano-el-filosofo.html' title='A mi hermano el filosofo.'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-4585410474968376476</id><published>2006-12-28T15:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-28T15:46:02.558-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Evangelizacion</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OhvDLuXiLmw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OhvDLuXiLmw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-4585410474968376476?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/4585410474968376476/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=4585410474968376476' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/4585410474968376476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/4585410474968376476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2006/12/evangelizacion.html' title='Evangelizacion'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-302028618621637154</id><published>2006-12-28T15:38:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-28T16:15:34.340-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Benjamin Franklin</title><content type='html'>A citizen who´s willing to give up some of his liberty in exchange for some safety, neither deserves freedom nor safety.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vmtwbOh_oYM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vmtwbOh_oYM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-302028618621637154?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/302028618621637154/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=302028618621637154' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/302028618621637154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/302028618621637154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2006/12/benjamin-franklin.html' title='Benjamin Franklin'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2125792907094529472</id><published>2006-12-26T17:38:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T17:39:15.346-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Todo un pro</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/74505/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/74505/Blooper_reel_from_a_fishing_show.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2125792907094529472?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-686887232979967284</id><published>2006-12-26T15:24:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T15:33:44.529-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Trabajo en equipo</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcleft.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="390" height="5" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vctop.gif" width="390" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="5" rowspan="3" valign="top"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcright.gif" width="5" height="300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="273" valign="top"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/spiked_player.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/74495/data.xml&amp;auto_play=false" quality="high" scale="noscale" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%" height="100%" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="22" valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/74495/3_Guys_1_Guitar.html" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.spikedhumor.com/vcbot.gif" width="390" height="22" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-686887232979967284?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/686887232979967284/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=686887232979967284' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/686887232979967284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35617077/posts/default/686887232979967284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/2006/12/trabajo-en-equipo.html' title='Trabajo en equipo'/><author><name>Lyman Chandler</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/102487280919690580857</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6kyNcVvW5SU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAIMM/5EC6AOxONDg/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35617077.post-2841756721701227229</id><published>2006-12-25T14:09:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-25T14:09:40.218-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Some truth</title><content type='html'>Whatever this may be, this is it&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35617077-2841756721701227229?l=elchancla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elchancla.blogspot.com/feeds/2841756721701227229/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35617077&amp;postID=2841756721701227229' title='0 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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